- Save the USS Iowa BB-61 and make it a museum! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1htQA5kCYo #
- Not sure I could possibly care less about #lost …. oh wait, I can. #
- Thanks Internet for giving us the ability to listen to 3 songs/vids at a time. http://is.gd/7EkhF #
- Let's replace the use of "retard" and "retarded" with "Palin" and "Palined". Ex. "Good Job, Palin, try again" #
- Why does Demitri Martin's cerebral brand of humor have to have such a poor laughs to time ratio? Please up it by 40% Viacom. Thx. #
- Just found out I may like the new Sade' video. Who knew, thanks VH1. #
- The Wife and I are playing a real world version of Tetris packing for the move to Vegas. #
- Sarah Palin has the ability to lower the collective IQ of any room, with the exception of Tea Party events. #
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- Is it just me or does John Boehner look like the father of any douche on The Jersey Shore? Did he dip, spray or roll that color on? #
- I can't seem to remember a State of the Union Address, where POTUS kicked so much ass. Great job, Mr. President. #
- It looks like RNC contacted central casting for an audience. I think I saw a few of those people on Mr. T's new grill infomercial last night #
- I think this sums up the RNC quite nicely and someone had to say it. http://is.gd/7fqDX #
- Bill Gates gives 10 Billion to Vaccines. Cover your ears Jenny McCarthy will be speaking out soon….. http://is.gd/7jXEp #
- RT @AtheistRose If you don't believe in God, retweet this. #atheism #
- Who else feels Courtney Love is a National Treasure, like Maya Angelou? #
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- Spotty electric connection makes my productivity level reduce to zero. yuck. #
- Who filmed Rachel Getting Married, the Blair Witch? I feel like I could yawn and puke at the same time. #
- It amazes me how aggressive passive aggressive behavior is. I am glad I have no place for that in my life. #
- 38 channels of Hope for Haiti seems like overkill. Haiti needs help but I don't need Shakira's odd singing 'style' on 38 channels. #
- Tuned in for a last look at #teamconan on The Tonight Show. It will be my last time watching NBC at 11:30. Oh Well… #
- Dear Internet. I feel we should all donate to the disaster relief fund Hope for NBC. They seem to have a bigger mess then Haiti to clean up. #
- Saturday mornings are meant for hardcore videogaming, according to my wife. She is my 1up. Woot! #
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- Pimpbot will cut you NBC RT @loverofbooks Team Conan. ALL THE WAY!!! Screw NBC #
- Sending my deepest sympathy to my good friends at E! regarding the return of Joan Rivers. There is no shame in tears at times like this. #
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- Happy B-day Stephen Hawking. http://is.gd/5UHap #
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- Watching A Jetsons Christmas Carol. Why is Jane's shopping list on a long sheet of paper. Seems a little retro to me. #


