Ray Comfort’s Ambassadors Alliance classes in Hollywood

Posted on 23. Apr, 2009 by Eric Broze in Images

Would you pay $600 to learn how to preach on the street like a homeless person. Apparently, Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron are charging people to learn how to look like a freak on public streets in Hollywood.

According to Encyclopedia Dramatica:

The Ambassadors’ Alliance is a global alliance of churches, para-church ministries, and individual Christians who share the common vision of fulfilling the Great Commission and inspiring in every Christian a God-glorifying passion to do the same. All members of the alliance—whether church, para-church ministry, or individual Christian—are committed to using the Law of God to help the unbeliever recognize their true spiritual condition and their need for the Savior, and to present the entirety of the gospel in a biblical way.

I happened to run into the entire class of 40 bible-thumping nit-wits on Hollywood Blvd. last week. I happily was passed from student to student as they attempted to convince me that their path was the correct one to choose. For nearly 2 hours, I disputed the wacky claims, answered questions about transitional fossils, big bang theory, evolution and so on.

Their strongest points were the same as always. Pascal’s Wager etc. It seems “The Way of The Master” is to scam people for classes, books and tracts, but provides no real information.

The weakest points had to be the “Good Person Test“. Basically, the Con leads the mark to a specific conclusion by asking the following questions.

1. “Do You Think You’re a Good Person?”

2. “Have you ever told a lie?”

3. “Have you ever taken anything that did not belong to you?”

4. “Have you ever looked at another person with lust or desire?”

5. “Have you ever been angry with another person?”

6. “Have you ever taken God’s name in vain?”

7. “What happens when you die?”

Of course, these questions are designed to provide the opportunity to tell the mark they are a sinner and will burn in hell, accompanied with a tract or ticket to hell.  This time, however, the eternally clueless were actually paying people to take the test. $1.00 for a correct answer. $20 if you can prove you are a good person. I made $2.00 right off the bat, however to get the $20.00 you have to prove to them you are good by god’s law. The 10 commandments. No twenty for me, as I used their lord’s name in vain during the test and would not ask for forgiveness.

As none of the students could prove god exists, they failed my test.

Tags: Atheist, Christian, funny, Hollywood, Homeless, Jesus, Religion, Scam, Sign